• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I'm no Socrates
• Kool DJ Herc
• Plump DJs
• DJ Vadim
• wild dj 120 (user)
• DJ Captain Crunch
• Don't Go Out the Door
• he says
• He Hudas not pay
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He gave her a daisy
• He brings me books like flowers
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• DJ Magic Mike
• DJ Wheezy (user)
• DJ Colette
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Surely he would remember this
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• HES Single Pirate Cart
• Lo, He Comes with Clouds Descending
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• He don't know
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I'm glad you're here.
• DJ Food
• DJ Rectangle
• DJ Kaos
• Daddy DJ
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• mad he (user)
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff's Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He loved Big Brother.
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• DJ Shadow
• DJ mixer
• Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• impossible déjà vu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• HE ART
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• you know he said
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• as if he didn't exist
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Jerk of a rapper
• DJ Logic
• DJ Babu
• The Cult of The DJ
• dj ikon (user)
• God can do what he wants
• Even my faults he adores
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• So, he's leaving
• "Shut up," he explained
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could

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