Findings:

• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• He never returned
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• some say he was never here at all
• He Never Died
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He is always ready..
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He never looked back
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• He'll never know what he's missing
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• always morning, but never breakfast
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• he/she
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• The Man He Killed
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• The customer is always right
• Song of the Sorceress
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• He's a good guy friend
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• He Is Born
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• It never rains but it pours
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• why is it always right now?
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Ancient Arrowhead
• He's Jack
• Why won't he call?
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He Knows Not Their Names
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He's Gone
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Forever blue, but never black
• Always winter and never Christmas
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• what is good is not always right
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Li He
• great things he has taught us
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• he'
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• He fled
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I like the way he reads poetry
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• he says
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• Even my faults he adores
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Platonic friends are always right
• Never straight; always gaily forward!
• executed but never exposed
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Skim this life but never live
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• we can give up, but the world never will
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• hes (user)
• s/he
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He
• he who (user)
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.

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