Findings:
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- I can't operate this robot; he is my son
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He dreams of smoke
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- I married him because he was not mean
- "Shut up," he explained
- It's just the way that he walks
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- he had a dream
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- he just died
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- He breaks her heart on a daily basis
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
- All he left her was alone
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- He's on fire!
- He has redefined me, again and again
- He don't know
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- what he carried from here to Okinawa
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- He
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Why won't he call?
- he says
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Surely he would remember this
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- He (user)
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He says the most beautiful things
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- He gave her a daisy
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- For a moment he smiled
- HES 4 Game Multi-cart
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- he tended to forget (user)
- The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- He dreamt the sky bled greyblue and poetry
- What's He Building?
- "Hello," he lied
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- And he bought our every word for dollars.
- she, he, and me
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- and he thinks he (user)
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- He probably thinks he is doing fine
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- What's he building in there?
- he may lasso a unicorn
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- He said, expecting the answer no
- s/he
- Ancient Arrowhead
- he'
- I like the way he reads poetry
- Yi he quan
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- "Fill it in", he said.
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- So, he's leaving
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- He Hate Me
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- He Who Is Death
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- He'll never know what he's missing
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
- sorry, hes cold (user)
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- he that is not with me is against me
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He has spit in my coat
- HE HIMSELF (user)
- The day he gave me a lift
- He smiles but it's not real.
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- He called me Sarah once
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- Loving Jesus for the life he lived
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
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