• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• DJ Infinite Death
• DJ Melting Girl
• DJ Tool
• dj sniper (user)
• Ancient Arrowhead
• He fled
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He and she are one
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He searches
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• He's High Again
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• DJ Pascal
• DJ Pica Pica Pica
• DJ Ope (user)
• DJ Bobby B
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• he tended to forget (user)
• Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
• He holds things, and he drops things
• He dreams of smoke
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• For he is an Englishman
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• I'm Your Moon
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• DJ Croft
• So you want to be a DJ?
• DJ Slut
• i want to be a dj
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• It's just the way that he walks
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Psalm 119: He
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm good for it.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Rapper Sword Dancing
• DJ Krush
• DJ Tron
• Journeys by DJ: Coldcut
• wild dj (user)
• dj btk (user)
• The Man He Killed
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• he painted with the souls of the living
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'm flier than a seagull
• DJ Renegade
• DJ Krust
• Bon Voyage Monsieur DJ
• DJ Opie (user)
• DJ S.T. (user)
• He never returned
• Yi he quan
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• H.E. Roscoe
• He Who Is Death
• HES 5 Game Multi-cart
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He dreamt the sky bled greyblue and poetry
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• and he thinks he (user)
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad

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