Findings:

• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Why native Australian animals are so unusual
• The Beaver Who Built His Dam from Penises
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He weaves his words
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• How to jump into water from a height
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Another county heard from
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Letter From General N.F. Twining to Commanding General, Army Air Forces, 23 September 1947
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• So I went, into the field of macaroni
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He stood, and heard the steeple
• George W. Bush and His Foray into Nuclear Physics
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• Great Leap Forward
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• In his voice I heard decay
• from nothing into nowhere
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• So Far From Home
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• So, he's leaving
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• What I deduced from his reading matter
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Force 10 From Navarone
• His/her name should coincide with that of the principle he/she discovered
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• watch his heart turning into rock
• stop adoring from so far away
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Oblivious to the changes in his posture
• Know your pets
• How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
• animal instinct
• that wounded rider knows the intimacies of the river. its earliest mud is still under his fingernails.
• Animal Tech
• It’s in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
• The symbolism of animals
• Your words like warm water, his words like salt
• Rock n' Roll Animal
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• At the Gates of the Animal Kingdom
• Out of the blue and into the black
• Far off approaching
• Turning moJoe into a jar of lemon-flavored pickles
• Electromagnetic force
• all that is solid melts into air
• Falling into a Black Hole
• brute force and ignorance
• threads of perfect woven into a man
• Tekken Force
• burning every detail into my fingertips
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Freedom Force
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• Forced Failure
• How to turn any number into a 9
• RFC 1438
• Releasing writeups into the public domain
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Fast Forward
• The Book of Lies: Forward
• leap second
• Argument from Evil
• So far, so good
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
• The Internet (and Everything) is liberal
• Genius from Mars Technique
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Concerning a Stranger from Spaceland
• I am still so lost, I am
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• Lessons in French from a girl: Vous and Tu
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Extracting pure caffeine from tea
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• The line from Hell
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• From Heaven High I Come
• Thursday is so far away
• Beowulf from the Troll-Wife's perspective
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• mattresses from the swamps of Squornshellous Zeta
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• Removal Of Material From NSA Spaces
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• Why checking user input from web forms is important
• The Clouds of Magellan, so oft pursued by night balloonists.
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• haylee is so hot (user)
• From Russia with Buzz
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• From a Railway Carriage
• The element of surprise
• pro hominem
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
• From the inside looking out
• Love poems from ancient Egypt
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• From Russia with Love
• The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
• Conduct towards the Christians from Nero to Constantine VI
• Deliver us from evil
• Love poem from the monsters under my bed
• A View from the Year 3000
• Daughter from Danang

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