Findings:
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- Something I Can Never Have
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- Kids from the short bus
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Know your pets
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- Play something for the kids to dance
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- Dodo the kid from Outer Space
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- How to wean kids from TV
- Something that may have changed my life...
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- Stoned music memories
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- First to Fall, and Never Again. Learnt my Lesson from the King of Pain.
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- What I have learned from being fired
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Something From the Nightside
- You, standing
- You have to return something if it's borrowed
- Kids have no concept of time
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- It must have rained or something
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
- Giving our kids something to rebel against
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- Kid named John, or something like that.
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- 3rd Rock from the Sun
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- You can't get there from here
- The Cat from Outer Space
- Theme from Shaft
- Argument from Evil
- Notes from the Underground
- from scratch
- Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Argument from Design
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon
- Drinking from the water hose
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Escape From New York
- An eternity spent apart from God
- There once was a man from Nantucket
- Having run away from a wedding reception
- freedom from suffering
- Letters from my mother
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Playing hooky from the family
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- Small gifts from the universe
- Awful Green Things from Outer Space
- Muppets From Space
- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
- letter from a Boeing 717
- The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
- Melodies from Mars
- Snapple Sun
- From Hell
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- Escape From Staten Island
- Sending mail from a cell phone
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
- Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
- From Ritual to Romance
- strictly from hunger
- Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
- What I want from life
- From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
- From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
- From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
- Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- pajamas from the dryer
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Swear words from science fiction
- From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
- FTP from my dreams
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
- The Menace from Earth
- Erich Fromm
- RFC 1217
- Starting from Paumanok
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- COME FROM
- Making plastic explosives from bleach
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- Things that hang from people's mirrors
- Blast From the Past
- Argument from Ignorance
- With a Little Help from My Friends
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Scenes from "Politian"
- An envelope from the previous systems administrator
- Drawing an Affirmative Conclusion From a Negative Premise
- The Child who came from an Egg
- The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
- nice from a distance
- Visitors From Oz
- News from the Libertarian Party
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
- Things I've learned from Everything
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- The day porn moved from film to video
- Making life from simple household chemicals
- Eyeball prolapse
- News from Lake Wobegon
- Buying crack from your mom's pimp
- far be it from me
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
- excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation
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