• Questions I have had today
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• if you have had your midnights
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• We have had enough of your beige
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Have you been a dad today?
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• You have to keep loving
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• We have science and confidence
• airliners that have gone supersonic and survived
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Socialism today
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Ex-
• Chronicon ex Chronicis
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• We had every gentle sound
• Never Had It So Good
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Baptist jokes
• Have a buck
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• I have root on your head
• How we have grown apart
• we have to talk
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• We have standards AND pants
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• things you wouldn't have believed
• They have no bones.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• let's run away together and have an adventure
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• Today I found a sparrow near death
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• Deus Ex
• Dues ex Machina (user)
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Neatest trip I've had
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• poems I had to do for a school project
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Have got
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• We have a map of the piano
• have (user)
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I appear to have been misinformed
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• i have to get out
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• have a cigar
• USA Today
• Casting the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen today
• Today I saw her again
• If you go down to the woods today
• Fall in love with someone today
• Korg Wavestation EX
• vaticinium ex eventu
• I had pleasant times as well
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I had cool friends in high school
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If I had $1,000,000
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Sex with a chicken
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Something I Can Never Have
• I have lost my power
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• They Have a Word for It
• Have a kosher passover!
• you have to be close to catch it
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?

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