• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Have you ever thought
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• What do I have of my mother's?
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• hotel room curtains
• Pujiang Hotel
• The painting in the parlour of the Ruskin Hotel
• Von Essen Hotels
• The weeds will burn; the oaks will resolve to stay
• How to stay dry
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• The Country Purge
• WoOz: 20 The Dainty China Country
• My New Life in Another Country
• duty, honor, country
• Country Boyz
• Lambeth Country Show
• Black Country Rock
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The bravest man I've ever known
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The worst fanfic ever
• Have you found Jesus?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have no complaint
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Why I want to have children
• I have never felt more alive
• you would have been
• consoles should have trackballs
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• if you have had your midnights
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• you have a uterus
• Royal York Hotel
• Leading Hotels of the World
• From The Choirgirl Hotel
• Sheraton Hotels
• Stay Awake
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• I apologize on behalf of my country
• Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
• The Gate to Women's Country
• country rock
• The country of the Gadarenes
• Old Country migratory observation with familial duty
• oh ever so slowly
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Nothing ever changes
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• Johnny Evers
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I want to have your abortion
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Californians have no soul
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• I have memories of the sky
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• All the fairies have gone
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• AES may have been broken
• You, standing
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Heartbreak Hotel
• Peace Hotel
• Imperial Hotel
• The Annapolis Hotel
• Stay Forever
• Oh stay at home, my lad, and plough
• Up Country
• The Day the Country Died
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Ruminations on being lost in a foreign country as a young boy
• Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• Medgar Evers
• the hottest it has ever been
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No government can ever give you freedom
• All I ever wanted to be
• Best Week Ever
• The best thing ever
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends

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