• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I would like to have emotions
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Have you ever thought
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have you ever made a just man?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Have You Ever Walked?
• I have seen the elephant
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• I have this delusion
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I want to have your abortion
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Californians have no soul
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• They Have a Word for It
• Have a kosher passover!
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Polish political parties
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• computers have no feelings
• Lovin' you like rubbers
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Like nailing jelly to a tree
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• How to smoke crack like a pro
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• Why is a raven like a writing desk?
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• It tastes like burning
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• off like a bride's nightie
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• No Place Like Home
• Look siad me Be like me
• sleep like a rock
• This pleasant tale is like a little copse
• just like mom used to make
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Talk like an Aztec
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Hate the deponent; like, the deponent
• Living Like Weasels
• The realization that you are hopelessly alone is like searching for the glasses perched on your nose
• How to raise your child like a warrior
• What a Treatment Center is Like
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• I hear things like this
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• People you haven't seen in years
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Let's all have an orgy!
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• You seek not what you have found
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• You Can't Have Mary
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• How to have an out of body experience
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Where have all the poets gone?
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• because I have given up any care
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.

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