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• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• it's just one of those nights..
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• The Fox Went Out for a Chase One Night
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• But I have seen the sun just once
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
• I had a brother, once
• I was once young and had a home
• You're the One that I Want
• Over to one
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I might have, once.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• You're the One
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Joey's Night Out
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Questions I have had today
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Things one should do while naked
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• early one mornin while makin the rounds
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• You're Only Old Once!
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Once in a while.
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• blondes have more fun
• I have spent all night paging you
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• The best teacher I ever had
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• Fun games to play while traveling
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• You have your work cut out for you
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• One More Night
• Night of the Living Jeopardy! Champion: Round One
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• Words that only have one context
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• One Night in a Jamesway -- Antarctica
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Three strikes you're out
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• One Night in Waldport and your tie rod's broken
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• No one can be in two places at once
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• One of those days
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Finding out you have cancer
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• Have you ever made a just man?
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Lost in Boston?
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• one-night stand
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• One More Saturday Night
• They only come out at night
• If you're afraid of the dark remember the night rainbow
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• They really are some out there
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• if you have had your midnights
• Those things we use to gauge ourselves propel us over cliffs
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• It Happened One Night
• Vigil Strange I Kept on the Field One Night
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Girls' Night Out
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• Once in a while
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Getting a working visa in Japan

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