• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• painting stars that have come to be
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• What pornos would have us believe
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• you have to be close to catch it
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I've been smoking ever since
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• I know I have been dreaming
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• What Might Have Been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• painting stars that have not come to be
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The path we have been walking
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• you would have been
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You have the right to ask
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• If You Have to Ask
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I have just been shot
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• It could have been me
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• The way things have always been done
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• the hottest it has ever been
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• We never asked to be babysitters
• you have to be kidding
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I appear to have been misinformed
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• All that I am and ever want to be
• All I ever wanted to be
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have always been burning
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever thought
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Supposing that I should have the courage

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