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• What have you done for me lately?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Could you have danced with me?
• You have no power over me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• It could have been me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• But I have seen the sun just once
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I have seen the elephant
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Too many mes
• Wash Me!
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Don't call me Asian
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Can you hear me flailing
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Walk Like Me
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Let me drink, Uncle Sam!
• so save me (user)
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Don't wait up for me
• Love me the way that I love you
• Make Me Mommy
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• She loves me, she loves me not
• 'Twixt You and Me
• What my mother taught me
• The Killer Inside Me
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• ME IN LOVE_root (category)
• Yo Ho, Me Hearties (user)
• Kiss Me, Judas
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Me Kissing Vinoodh
• My dogs are killing me
• The teapot whistles to remind me to sing
• You are fucking nicked, me old beauty!
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Women only like me for my mind
• You can't have everything
• holding me back
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Last seen
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I have to return some videotapes
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• you make me think of death
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• Hit me up
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• Blow me down!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• Why tell me that?
• /me misses sensei
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• All For Me Grog
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• clowns scare me
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• me mate dave (user)
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Mes fleurs
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• me too (user)
• Show Me Love
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• The full moon made me do it
• Save me (user)
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Tell me about my contradictions
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• mes (user)
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• He taught me how to smoke
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Get it off me!
• Have a nice day
• Mom Needs Me For the Silliest Things
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent.
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• People you haven't seen in years
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories

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