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• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you been a dad today?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've been on the net (user)
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• you have perfect teeth
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• A reason to drink
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• At this point, we have no idea where the bodies are coming from
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• the dreams that should have died
• painting stars that have come to be
• I've been living my life half asleep
• My dog has been stolen
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I have the power
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• I Have a Rendezvous with Death
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Words that only have one context
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You have no power over me
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Have got
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• It must have rained or something
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I have a lonely in the shape of you
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• How the mighty have fallen
• Questions I have had today
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• does X have the buddha nature?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• They must have faces
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Penis size and impregnation
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• To Have and Have Not
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Sex in a small car
• The terrorists have already won
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Pigs have good noses
• What I have learned from being fired
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• If Love now Reigned as it Hath Been
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I have no browser and I must node!
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Have A Safe Weekend
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Have you hugged a fat person today?

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