• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I have just been shot
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• you know you've been caught
• It's All Been Done Before
• Why I've never been ice skating
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• You've been warned.
• Have you found Jesus?
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I have the power
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• I Have a Rendezvous with Death
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Words that only have one context
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You have no power over me
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Have got
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• It must have rained or something
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• I've been shot!
• You've Been Framed
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• been there, done that
• brainwashed
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I have no hair
• How the mighty have fallen
• Questions I have had today
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• They must have faces
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Penis size and impregnation
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• To Have and Have Not
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Sex in a small car
• The terrorists have already won
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• May I Have This Dance?
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• I've been a woman for too long
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Since I've Been Loving You
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I have no browser and I must node!
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Have A Safe Weekend
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window

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