• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Knots I have known and loved
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I love you but I have to let you go
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
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• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• You, standing
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• institutions have lives of their own
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Animals people have sex with
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• you have to be kidding
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Walls have Ears
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• All the fairies have gone
• Have a kosher passover!
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Sex in a small car
• The terrorists have already won
• I didn't always have this cool job
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• My man loves action figures too much
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Old man who lived by the crick
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• When I have female children
• Why males have nipples
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• That which I should have done I did not do
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Words that only have one context
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• They have taken enough
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• I might have, once.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I have a lonely in the shape of you
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• Let them have Festivas
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Why I have tinnitus
• Pretending you have Tourette's syndrome
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• We have had enough of your beige
• Penis size and impregnation
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• I have crossed the final threshold
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things video games have taught me
• She Will Have Her Way
• I want to have known
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• No, I don't have channel 11
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• have a cigar
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Baptist jokes
• Have a buck
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I know I have been dreaming
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Polish political parties
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Mister Obama can I have a pony

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