• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• the hottest it has ever been
• ASCII porn
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• ASCII characters
• Converting ASCII to Base-64
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Same as it Ever Was
• Best Death Ever
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• Roller Derby
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• Pop has eaten itself
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Education has failed
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Your computer has been cracked
• A cat has many ways to enter
• Everyone has their antarctic
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Porn is made for men
• My First Porn
• The avant-garde movement comes to porn
• Yarn porn
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• ASCII 127
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• The worst fanfic ever
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• Hitler has only got one ball
• List of countries Belgium has bombed since the Cold War ended
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• What has disappeared
• thought has become irritatingly symphonic
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Porn In Hamlet
• poster porn
• Clip Free Porn Video (user)
• Laurel successfully changes the subject
• Being a dickhead
• indulgence, anyone?
• Drawing knots with ASCII art
• Now more than ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• Johnny Evers
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• The Universe said, Ha!
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The etrix has you
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• If God has a dwelling place, it is in libraries
• George W. Bush's address, the War on Iraq has begun - March 19, 2003
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• more than one of you has accidentally sodomized a ficus
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Hitleresque giggling bringer of death and gratuitous Sailor Moon tentacle porn
• A response to horse porn
• The internet is for porn.
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• No one actually cares.
• pronouncing ASCII characters
• The worst children's book ever
• Don't you ever go to work?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• All I ever wanted to be
• Best Week Ever
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The best thing ever
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• ha oto shelanu
• You are a yawn that has cleared my ears.
• Has Internet advertising lost its mind?
• La illah ha il Allah
• Why the chromatic scale has twelve tones
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• This freaking obsession with really abysmal porn
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• scramble porn
• Christian porn
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Refuse to date anyone you work with
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Deep ASCII
• All that I am and ever want to be
• pointless HTML in email
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Ever Falling (user)
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• the time has come
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• 911 has an automated response
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• This has not been an easy year.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Managed Python for .NET
• text porn
• If the porn industry made computer games...
• business porn
• Celebrity Free Porn (user)
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• ASCII pad
• The best teacher I ever had
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Nothing ever changes
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Japanese alphabet
• Ha Jin
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Where has the grace gone?
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful

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