• The Happy Clappy Birthday Song
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Happy Birthday
• Happy Birthday From Planet MotherSuperior
• Happy Birthday to You
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• PGP: Happy Birthday To You
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Happy Birthday, Paul Bernardo
• Happy Birthday, Wanda June
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Same birthday as me
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Can't you hear me knocking
• Camille Paglia, date rape, and me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• Pick Me, Honey!
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• Office me
• The day he gave me a lift
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• the way you don't look at me
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• It's your birthday
• Necessary to a happy childhood
• May you spend a happy life untroubled.
• Many Happy Returns
• The Happy Household
• Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
• for a moment you are happy
• Zap me
• What, me worry?
• I vs. me
• You like me, you really like me!
• given to me in pieces
• I wouldn't date me
• Please Kill Me
• Don't quote me on that
• get off me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• where does that leave me?
• Nemo me impune lacessit
• Plead for me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• things that scared me this week
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Sleep escapes me still
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Jenny Kissed Me
• chris me (user)
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Somebody once asked me...
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• create me
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• Marry Me a Little
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Why old people piss me off
• Sock it to me
• Help me help you
• You? Me? Us?
• And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
• Rescue Me
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• What is in me (user)
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• kill me (user)
• Your tears make me smile
• Me Kissing Vinoodh
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• chase me avalyn1 (user)
• And it makes me wonder
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• hurt me more (user)
• Make Me Bad
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• the trust I place in you is still in me
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• At my 13th birthday party
• It's E2's birthday!! (e2poll)
• Should I be happy?
• Chant and be Happy
• How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
• These Happy Golden Years
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Please Please Me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You remind me of the Babe
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Return to me
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Hear me now
• Augusta, Maine
• Here's my number, call me
• Me, Myself and Irene
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Sweep me up
• What a Shame About Me
• the african violet you gave me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• O Strive not still to heap disdain on me
• Via con me
• me!!!!!!!! (user)
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Canta per me
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• PBS learned me good
• To me, cigarettes are food
• They inspire me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I sleep with the pigeons, beneath the kingdom that deceived me
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• What the dust told me
• Me and Jesus
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• It reminds me of melancholy, and vice versa
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• This sea is killing me
• Lie With Me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• u'll never know me (user)
• hold me to this
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Birthday Letters
• Click Happy
• Shiny Happy Noders
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Happy Jack
• Not just a happy ending

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