Findings:

• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Put them out with your vajra-shovel.
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Trying to stomp the life out of false hope
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• How to pack someone out of your life
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Take life by the hand
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• life sucks
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• Putting your life in the hands of an idiot
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• life sucks (user)
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I bottled out of the e2 picnic fearing for my life!
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• It's possible to suck on a straw and breathe at the same time
• Life sucks, then you die
• Life inside out
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• keep your hands up
• subtlety sucks
• Like the Back of My Hand
• Evan Sucks (user)
• Most advertising sucks on purpose
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• The soundtrack to your life
• Them's Good Eatin'
• life drawing
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Life is a Rock
• if you slide them together, like this
• Pimp: The Story of My Life
• Send them to the next dimension
• Your Money or Your Life
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Life has more twists than a rope
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Horizontal is a way of life
• The Marvelous Powder of Life
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass: Preface
• The Life Stealer
• What we do in life... echoes in eternity
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Death has entered my life once more
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• You know, life isn't so bad
• Day sleepers are on top in the bunk bed of life
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• Creation: Life and how to make it
• smug life (user)
• My zen life with coffee
• Life Safety inspection
• Life grit homespun art
• 101 Experiments in the Philosophy of Everyday Life
• The Good Life OZ e.p
• Peasant life
• My life as Plasmodium, the Malaria-causing parasite
• Life is a Game
• Life imprisonment
• The Life to Which We've Become Accustomed
• Get a Life
• The Sex Life of Subatomic Particles
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• The life you can save
• your life is a plotline
• Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
• Dykes To Watch Out For
• Don't Go Out the Door
• garbage in, garbage out
• fan out
• Mother May I Go out to Swim
• I could make a habit out of you
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• geeking out
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Coming out is a lifelong process
• Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight
• Guitar groups are on the way out
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• out of pocket
• tap out
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Falling out of love with friends
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Seconds Out
• wink out
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• legs spread out across the reservation
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• tips for not spilling hot tea on your hand
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Mr. Hand
• Bingo Hand Job
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• interossei - dorsal of hand
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• clap hands (user)
• Getting the wind knocked out of you
• hand drum
• Write It on Your Hand
• Rock out with your cock out
• China Hands
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Bulgarian Scene - I. Bulgaria the Unlucky
• Hugh the Hand
• straw man
• Hand gestures of Spain
• Touched by the Hand of God
• career day
• hair and a hand to hold
• Sucks to be you
• This living hand, now warm and capable
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• Life, the Universe and Everything
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Life After God
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Still Life
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• It kills me to watch them go
• the collisions of my life
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• How to ruin someone's life
• I must show them the underbelly of the cloudbank
• Slack is a way of life
• without really seeing them and
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Life's Too Good
• we do it in hopes they'll come back
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass: Chapter XI
• Forgetting his life away
• time lost in life because of waiting
• the life of the party
• Young Life
• life cereal
• the longest unzipping of my life
• The Focus of Life
• Life is not a paragraph

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