• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• he had a dream
• He had something to say. He said it.
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• "Hello," he lied
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• I Had Always Known
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• The sprehas had ponits and patles
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• if I had known then what I know now
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• What He Suffered
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
• He Said, She Said
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
• she, he, and me
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• He is always ready..
• Canon CAT
• Had Gadya
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• she had already found her party
• You had me at hello
• Your mother had a heart attack in the other room while you were masturbating
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• For a moment he smiled
• He's having a vasectomy
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• and he thinks he (user)
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• you lied to me
• had
• If I Had $1000000
• The nuns had it coming
• I once had a cavity
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• If I Had a Hammer
• The Fun They Had
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• God can do what he wants
• Even my faults he adores
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He died on a Sunday morning
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He did very little harm
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He smiles but it's not real.
• lys
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• What the Wizard had to say.
• If I Had the World to Give
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• had better
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He doesn't bite
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• He held my hand - once
• The turkey, he faint
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I had a dream last night
• he who (user)
• Song of the Sorceress
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• He will bring us goodness and light
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• he faked murder (user)
• He dreams of smoke
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• He don't know
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I only had a brain
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• They had been expecting me
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I had a brother, once
• I was once young and had a home
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• More than he was willing to give
• He says the most beautiful things
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• What's He Building?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• He stood, and heard the steeple
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He loved Big Brother.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Ly (user)
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Why won't he call?
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• you know he said
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Questions I have had today
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• He
• He's a good guy friend
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us

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