• For all its insanity, I like my job and my co-workers
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Prostitution - I Like My Job
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• I didn't always have this cool job
• A conversation I had with myself once
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I Once Had Wings
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I once had a cavity
• I had a brother, once
• I was once young and had a home
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• like all the world is beautiful at once
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• I like my job
• Jobs I've Had
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Redundancy in DNA
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Neatest trip I've had
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• You Had It Coming
• I had the pleasure of interviewing a former Anne Geddes model
• Smith where Jones had had had had had had had had had had had the most votes
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• job title
• Ghost Jobs
• 9-to-5 job
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Job Posting
• The future like a corpse in snow
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• treat every moment like it's your last
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• Ass like a chicken
• Smells like a bowling alley
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• What it's like to be in love
• acting a little like my mom
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• The Likes of You and I
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• He brings me books like flowers
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• I Like Ike
• Beauty is like a Train
• You look sane, motionless like that
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• A Love Like Blood
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Your mother wouldn't like it
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Like a Boss
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• What does it feel like to write bad on purpose
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Where Once Poe Walked
• Once more into the wild blue
• Once a Runner
• There Once Was a Farmer
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• I had pleasant times as well
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I had cool friends in high school
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The Spirit had other plans
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• had had
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• If I had a penis
• Job 5
• Job 21
• Job 37
• The easiest way to get a job
• A bummer of a job, after school
• Employment agency
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• I don't see like you
• What's it like having a curved penis?
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Language is like a river
• Shopping for groceries like a seven-year-old kid
• Like a Virgin
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• On nights Like This
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• This pleasant tale is like a little copse
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• I Like Guns (user)
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• We Drink War Like Water
• What it feels like on bare skin
• Living Like Weasels
• The realization that you are hopelessly alone is like searching for the glasses perched on your nose
• How to raise your child like a warrior
• What a Treatment Center is Like
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• Just like Honey
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Speak Like a Child
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• crazy like you
• like a diamond in the sky
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• You're Only Old Once!
• once slept under a mobile telecom eireinn callcard unit
• Once Upon a Time in America
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• cron job
• Tragedy, Oedipus, and Job: Meaningless, Ignorant, Heretic
• Job creation
• Your beliefs should not impact your ability to get a job
• Head Like a Hole
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• Be a model or just look like one
• What it's like to be skinny
• The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Love is like a See-Saw
• I don't think I like your system
• Snow like fire
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking

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