Findings:

• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Yom Ha Shoah
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Where has the grace gone?
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Everyone Has Wings In Heaven
• the time has come
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• The Path Has Vanished
• Your hair has turned white
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• ba shana ha ba'a
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Attention has been paid
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• ha ha only serious
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• A community without shame has no future
• How to find something which has been lost
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• What to get the guy that has everything
• Has Been
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• The world has conquered them
• haha
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• the hottest it has ever been
• my body has taken over my thinking
• A serious error has occurred
• Witchcraft Has Not A Pedigree
• Baltimore has the best storms
• ha (user)
• Sex Has Consequences
• Oceania has never been at war
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• the light slowly fading outside has become insignificant
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Each one has their own story
• jo ha kyu
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• i ro ha
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• Everyone has AIDS. AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• has the X nature
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• ne mo ha mo nai
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• E2 has become my Internet
• Mal Yeon Gyeol Ha Gi
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• The Extroverted Feeler has a Winnie the Pooh Day
• Haha wo Tazunete Sanzen Ri
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Heather Has Two Mommies
• Good fiction has a price
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Rank Has Its Privileges
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Yom Hashoah
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Detroit has a fist
• my dog it has three corners
• Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• everyone has to reboot sometimes
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Something inside has died
• Life has its course
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• The etrix has you
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
• True love has waited long enough
• Roe has got to go
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Lord of Haha (user)
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Education has failed
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Your computer has been cracked
• No one has died
• Bad fiction has a price
• Proximity Martini
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
• Morning Has Broken
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• 911 has an automated response
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• Detroit has a skyline
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• It has bits of marrow sticking to it, and blood, and beautiful bright-green flies.
• Socks, now 19, has cancer.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• reality has a well known liberal bias
• Ha
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
• Why the pineapple has a thousand eyes
• @#@#@#ha (user)
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• Legend has it
• Bright-Sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America
• haha (user)
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Water has negative calories
• Elvis has left the building
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• ha oto shelanu
• You are a yawn that has cleared my ears.
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Closing the gate after the horse has bolted
• Mister Chu has wanted a particular type of chair
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• September has such a feeling
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Wasp is an insect that has a insatiable desire for sugar.
• He has spit in my coat
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• Nick Cypher Has It Hard (category)
• Nothing has changed.

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