Findings:

• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• size doesn't matter
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Because it's wrong
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I married him because he was not mean
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Finding air where matter once was
• Japanese alphabet
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Even the moon was wrong
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Descartes was wrong
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Because that would make sense
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• On the Air Because They Care
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• Because I can!
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• For, because
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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