• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm so sorry
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm the Bad Guy
• So. Central Rain
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm sorry
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• The Fall Guy
• Prison tough guy
• Small-framed Guy
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• Guy L. Steele Jr.
• Jealous Guy
• Guy Lapointe
• The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• Guy Lombardo
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm The Man
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Hello, sorry to wake you, your father is dying
• dream guy
• all the cute guys will be there
• The three kinds of nice guys
• Richard K. Guy
• good guy mob
• Guy Gardner
• The Girl Was a Guy
• Guy of Lusignan
• donkey guy (user)
• So there's this guy
• imm
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a Mountain
• im da best (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Sorry about the small penis
• sorry, hes cold (user)
• The perfect guy
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• That guy issue
• 16 Guys
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• Pizza Equipment Guy (user)
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Better safe than sorry
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• two girls and a guy
• Guys with shaved legs
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• funny fat guy who dies
• An old guy I saw in the subway
• well hung young guy (user)
• The Scared Weird Little Guys
• Solution to the Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• candle guy (user)
• weather guy (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I'm dead (user)
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• This guy I once knew, Jason
• free guy
• Cranky Media Guy (user)
• Nice guys are good in bed
• Why white guys are attracted to Asian women
• nice guy (user)
• sexy guy (user)
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Sorry to bother you

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