Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns kill people.
• Know your pets
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• When you kill people they die
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't believe in people
• Capitalize, please
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• telling people what they don't need to know
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• People who don't read
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't encourage people to read
• people who don't exist
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• This Gigantic Robot Kills
• People don't flail when they die
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Things people don't want to hear
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Indigenous people don't exist
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• When children become people
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• An Enemy of the People, act I.3
• Computer Science for Smart People
• America as the new Chosen People
• Shoe People
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Universal People
• The Five People You Meet in Heaven
• The Everything People Registry : United States : District of Columbia
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• reality behind people
• it's not the place it's the people
• are women people?
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Please Kill Me
• Camp Kill Yourself
• Apologies to the mouse I killed
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Terror Couple Kill Colonel
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• the bullet that killed the poet
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Let's Kill Hitler
• Blue People
• People watching
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Things people put up their butts
• people of the book
• People Power
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : New Brunswick
• The Everything People Registry : Scotland
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Tennessee
• People using the word 'nazi' unnecessarily
• People have fucked up before
• People and Government
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• The Everything People Registry : Croatia (Hrvatska)
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : Saskatchewan
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• internet people
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• An Enemy of the People, act III.5
• The beautiful way that two people fit together
• The Everything People Registry : Tanzania
• Bus drivers are people too
• The Everything People Registry : Brazil
• Do-It-Yourself Coffins for Pets and People
• Among other objectionable habits, David's mother enjoyed spiking people's drinks with psychedelic drugs
• Skin and Bones: The Management of People and Natural Resources
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Dance alone with other people
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• I kill microbes for a living
• Kill the rich
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• Cars Kill Fish
• curiosity killed the cat
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• To kill a mocking baby
• kill randy (user)
• to kill a poem
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• insulting people you like
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• KNOWING PEOPLE (user)
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Michigan
• The Everything People Registry : Norway
• The Everything People Registry : United Kingdom : Wales
• what people are
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• The Everything People Registry : Sweden
• People need difficult languages
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• Rich people in movies fainting at relatively benign things
• Lothar and the Hand People
• The people from work table
• The Everything People Registry : Austria
• People For the American Way
• If the Sharks Were People
• The Everything People Registry : United States : North Dakota
• People's Republic Of Cork
• Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Some People Punch Tiles
• The Autumn People
• Socialist People's Party of Furness
• Stuff White People Do
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• The People's Palace
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Kill Your Television
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• kill -9 dueling
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• kill game
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• Clowns will kill you and drink your blood
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I Know Who Killed Me

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