Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns kill people.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• When you kill people they die
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Know your pets
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Indigenous people don't exist
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• This Gigantic Robot Kills
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't believe in people
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Capitalize, please
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• telling people what they don't need to know/ you've got a monster in your parasol/ Rated R(thing)
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• People who don't smoke will never die
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• People who don't read
• Don't encourage people to read
• people who don't exist
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• People don't flail when they die
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Things people don't want to hear
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• One Shot One Kill
• I Love to Kill
• spermicide kills
• How to kill an eel
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• Schrödinger killed his cat
• kill switch
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• kill screen
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Slippery People
• Fuck what other people think
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• The Everything People Registry : United States : California
• The Everything People Registry : France
• People who are going to hell
• Blanking famous people: a London sport
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• sometimes people are hard to read
• The Everything People Registry : United Kingdom : England : West Midlands
• People in the South are obsessed with antibiotics
• I Knew These People
• Air cold and harsh; people warm and comforting
• Purple people eaters
• Proof that rich people are idiots
• Come, ye Thankful People, Come
• An Enemy of the People, act V.2
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Independent People
• The same people with different names
• King of the Potato People
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• misery produces short people
• Microscopic pieces of people in my cutlery
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Opium of the people
• The five people you meet in hell
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Friern Barnet People's Library
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• The Kills
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• I killed for fun
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• people
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• Teaching your dog not to jump on people
• The Everything People Registry : United States : New York
• Breaking off bits of other people's lives
• 500,000 people and nobody outdoors
• There are people for everything
• Does hate scare people?
• Pan's People
• Watching people sleep
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
• Evolutionism, Creationism, and the U.S. people
• Second open letter from Saddam Hussein to the peoples of the United States
• Boat People
• Democratic People's Republic of Korea
• The Everything People Registry : Switzerland
• Osama bin Laden's "Letter to the American People"
• Happy Songs for Happy People
• People Get Ready
• Kiln People
• The Everything People Registry : Belgium (node_forward)
• The Everything People Registry : United States : New Hampshire (node_forward)
• Bright Young People
• people who wear camo
• letter people (user)
• You are a thousand people swimming in an ocean of light
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• Kill 'em All
• Why does Man kill?
• Meat Kills
• Today I kill my child
• Kill City
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Kill Bill: Volume 1
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• We, the people
• The People's Will
• The People's Republic
• why I love people today
• The art of stuffing people into boxes
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Oregon
• The Everything People Registry : United Kingdom : England : Northwest
• The bored who complain
• People are self serving
• The Everything People Registry : United States : South Carolina
• the Inupiaq and St. Lawrence Island Yupik People
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• my dad is two people
• What are you, uh - show people?
• Communicating with People with Disabilities
• Why do people believe in God?
• The Everything People Registry : Malta

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