Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns kill people.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Know your pets
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• When you kill people they die
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Things people don't want to hear
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• people who don't exist
• People who don't read
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Indigenous people don't exist
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't encourage people to read
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• don't kill your clients
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't believe in people
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• People don't flail when they die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Ninjas are people too
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Capitalize, please
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Gravity Kills
• The Man He Killed
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• A little child could never kill this clean
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I would kill my mother
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Kill the rich
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Kill time before it kills you
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• kill -KILL
• kill -9 dueling
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• They killed our Lord
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• computers kill kids
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Kill Zone
• This machine kills fascists
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• How Prom nearly killed me
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Kill Your Television
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• Kill Rock Stars
• kill file
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• A View to a Kill
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• One Shot One Kill
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• High Time to Kill
• Please Kill Me
• Society killed evolution
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• kill -BUS
• I will kill you if I can
• Why does Man kill?
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Killed By Death
• How to kill a clown
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• I Love to Kill
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Accidental death odds
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• A Time to Kill
• spermicide kills
• how my computer nearly killed me
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Camp Kill Yourself
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• Meat Kills
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Kill Yr Idols
• Kill
• Bikini Kill
• Kill Yourself
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• kill -9
• kill word
• Kill your sampler
• Kill the Poor
• Let's Get Killed
• I think I killed it
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Humane octopus killing
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• kill -XCPU
• Smoking can kill you
• Kill two birds with one stone
• kill -PIPE
• I kill microbes for a living
• Licence to Kill
• Kill a rap
• I killed a pigeon

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