Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns kill people.
• Know your pets
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• When you kill people they die
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't believe in people
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Capitalize, please
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• telling people what they don't need to know/ you've got a monster in your parasol/ Rated R(thing)
• Ninjas are people too
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• People who don't read
• people who don't exist
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't encourage people to read
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• People don't flail when they die
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Things people don't want to hear
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Gravity Kills
• Kill your sampler
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Kill Your Idol (user)
• Red touch yellow kill a fellow
• kinetic kill weapon
• The day I killed my sister
• Generation Kill
• manson kills (user)
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• What Killed Mr. Hamp
• How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
• People referred to by three initials
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Massachusetts
• Violence is the first refuge of people in a hurry
• Liberty Leading the People
• A mall full of people doing the Macarena
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Mississippi
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• People who use Windows
• Rednecks hating Canada
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Nebraska
• Small people
• Make people use alternative operating systems
• Dollar auction
• An Enemy of the People, act I.1
• There pass the careless people
• The Dude and God's People
• Lothar of the Hill People
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• A People's History of The Dismemberment Plan
• It's the impurities that let you party with the shadow people
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• 43 People
• Young People Fucking
• The People of Sparks
• In solidarity with the people of Libya, we demand you retitle the epicenter
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• People are Strange
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Please Kill Me
• Camp Kill Yourself
• Apologies to the mouse I killed
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Terror Couple Kill Colonel
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• the bullet that killed the poet
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Let's Kill Hitler
• People's Republic of China
• The Purple People Eater
• Crazy People
• People with programming languages named after them
• The Everything People Registry : United States : New Mexico
• The Everything People Registry : Ireland
• The Everything People Registry : South Africa
• Dilated Peoples
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• People Power in the Disco Hour
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• The Everything People Registry : Greece
• 7 Japanese people are still missing, presumed dead
• Songs For The People
• Crazy people hanging out at the Carousel
• The Everything People Registry : Hell
• An Enemy of the People, act III.3
• These people are still happening to me
• The people on the bus
• A History of the Arab Peoples
• Supreme People's Assembly
• Little People of America
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• People's Volunteer Army
• Why are people afraid of touching?
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Life After People
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• I kill microbes for a living
• Kill the rich
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• Cars Kill Fish
• curiosity killed the cat
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• To kill a mocking baby
• kill randy (user)
• to kill a poem
• The Tomorrow People
• Relationships between two people
• people person
• The People's Court
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Missouri
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Wisconsin
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : Prince Edward Island
• urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
• Words of Advice for Young People
• Quotes from sleeping people
• The Evil that befalls seemingly innocent people
• Inconsiderate People
• Japanese homeless people
• Why people die on the toilet
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• Spying on people in the shower
• aesthetic categorizations (people)

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