printable version

• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• When you kill people they die
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Know your pets
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People don't flail when they die
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't encourage people to read
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Things people don't want to hear
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't believe in people
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Capitalize, please
• people who don't exist
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Beautiful People
• people greeter
• A simple program for complicated people
• "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
• Demon people
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• The Everything People Registry : United Kingdom : England : South-East
• Religion is a crutch for weak people
• Old people: A shocking revelation
• People for the Animalistic Treatment of Ethics
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• People have fucked up before
• People and Government
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• The Everything People Registry : Croatia (Hrvatska)
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : Saskatchewan
• When children become people
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• An Enemy of the People, act I.3
• Computer Science for Smart People
• America as the new Chosen People
• Comfort, Comfort Ye My People
• How to break your neck and freak people out
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• A People's History of The Dismemberment Plan
• It's the impurities that let you party with the shadow people
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• E2 is unfriendly to cheerful, sane people who lead healthy, productive lives.
• People die
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• People for Ethical Treatment of Vegetables
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Texas
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Louisiana
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Polite people rock my world
• The Everything People Registry : Benelux
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• The Everything People Registry : Sweden
• People need difficult languages
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• Rich people in movies fainting at relatively benign things
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• internet people
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• An Enemy of the People, act III.5
• The beautiful way that two people fit together
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : Newfoundland and Labrador
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Supreme People's Assembly
• Little People of America
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• People's Volunteer Army
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Letter People
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
• The Everything People Registry : Central America
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• Some people break so easily
• The Everything People Registry : United Kingdom : England : South-West
• People's Front of Judea
• People will steal anything
• Why people who jog live longer
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• People you haven't seen in years
• Lothar and the Hand People
• The people from work table
• The Everything People Registry : Austria
• People For the American Way
• If the Sharks Were People
• The People, Yes
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• Korean People's Army
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• People Unlimited
• Demand is not measured in units of people, it is measured in units of money
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• People Magazine
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• The Everything People Registry
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Connecticut
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• People's Daily
• Crystal people
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• People confuse me
• The White People - Epilogue
• The Everything People Registry : Czech Republic
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Leroy loves to meet new people, especially hand puppets
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• An Enemy of the People, act I.4
• People are naturally good
• The Everything People Registry : Singapore
• Shoe People
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Young People's Press
• People who are not anarchists
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• 43 People
• Young People Fucking
• The other people who hate war
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Creative ways of killing people
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Things that hang from people's mirrors
• The Everything People Registry : United States : West Virginia
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Nevada
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• People's Republic of Maryland
• The world's most ignorant people
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Things you give people that they keep
• People just expect things from me
• people cannot understand sarcasm
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Invisible People
• Jesus People
• An Enemy of the People, act IV.1
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• The Everything People Registry : Tanzania
• Bus drivers are people too
• The Everything People Registry : India
• People's General
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Noding left handed whilst flipping the birdie at sad people
• Why are people afraid of touching?
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Book people and retail people

If you Log in you could create a "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" node. If you don't already have an account, you can Create A New User...