Findings:

• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Talking to Myself
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I'm not talking about
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• I know what I'm talking about
• Guess rope
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Song Of Myself
• My withdrawal into myself
• A letter to myself
• I create unobtainable goals for myself and thrive off of pipe dreams.
• Talking on wires is the devil's work
• This is the UK Talking
• Silence is an art form; talking is unnecessary, discuss
• guess i got rung up (user)
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• well im sure (user)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm looking for a friend
• I try to see myself
• myself (user)
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Why is talking to yourself bad?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Graduating
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'M Shy mary ellen I'm shy
• I put away childish things, like myself
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• I myself am war
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• talking sweet
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• Keep talking while I load the gun
• Guess Who?
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• talking shop
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm Not There
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there

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