• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• 80s music made me gay
• Society made me what I am
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• The full moon made me do it
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• I was a homeless bum
• This node was made for you and me
• Books made me a person
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Experience has made me bitter
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• The Devil made me do it
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Give me back my bike!
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• My wife made me sexy!
• England Made Me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Blake, Keats, Emerson and Me
• Call if you need me
• Away to me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• chris me (user)
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Call Me Princess
• It kills me to watch them go
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• She only wants me for tech support
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Do-Do for Me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Break Me Shake Me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Can You Take Me Back
• capture me with grace
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• chase me avalyn1 (user)
• And it makes me wonder
• Tickle Me Emo
• electric you, electric me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Write me well.
• 3D cinematography - not for me
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Live Era '87-'93
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Mac Genius
• Barney Google
• Quick tips for Google
• Google Wave
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• The old man on the bench, for example, made her cry
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• You Really Got Me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Which BSD is right for me?
• Kiss Me Deadly
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Pleased to Meet Me
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• tell me the truth
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• help me (user)
• inhuman me (user)
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Real Me
• A learned man came to me once
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• Look siad me Be like me
• Half of Me
• To Lay Me Down
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tear Me Down
• Neuropsychopharmacology and me
• The Killer Inside Me
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• Super Size Me
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Leigh me (user)
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• you shoot me honest volumes
• Let me dream if I want to
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Lie With Me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• This Is Me Smiling
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Have One On Me
• what I want and what is expected of me
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• evil genius
• Trash: The Graphic Genius of Xploitation Movie Posters
• Google's 20 year Usenet archive
• Google Moon
• Google Alternatives
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• The World Jones Made
• What are little boys made of?
• Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Better him than me
• You like me, you really like me!
• given to me in pieces
• I wouldn't date me
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• You Do Something To Me
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• Make me one with everything
• Me and my big mouth
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• They asked me to write a letter
• She said she loved me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Don't Blame Me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It's Time for Me to Die
• How television car chases influenced me

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