Findings:
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- There will be no more stories to read
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
- I want someone to read between my lines
- Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
- This sentence is in English while you're not looking
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- We want children to read
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- read all instructions before beginning
- You, standing
- everyone wants to read a happy ending
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- W H Smith Thumping Good Read Award
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- You're so come here go away
- dictated but not read
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Starving in the greenhouse
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- You can, but you may not
- Ain't nobody here but us chickens
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- like you're blind but still can see
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- parallel construction
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- here, but not here
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
- Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- but to more fully experience the wheel
- I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- we lost a million men but we got a million more
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Little Red Riding Hood (Conservatively Correct Version)
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- Little depth but lots of skin and penis
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- and but so
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I got your back but you're best to watch your front
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- dreaming of anywhere but here
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Love cookies
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- Good from far, but far from good
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
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