Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The terrorists have already won
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• I have a Little Dreidel
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• Heart, have no pity
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Welcome to the Involuntary Agnostics Association
• Welcome to Hell
• Welcome To Baghdad
• The "ass" jellybean
• Kerr's Ass
• Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
• Ass Ponys
• trina sexy ass (user)
• Beer
• Blink beer
• beer o'clock
• Buzz Beer
• AmigaDOS Beer
• Grapefruit moonshine beer explosion
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• Beer serving temperature
• Beers of the World
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• bite
• A soft wonder bites her lips
• The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
• Busing in Boston
• Boston Red Stockings
• Brian from Boston (user)
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• institutions have lives of their own
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• you have to be kidding
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have the right to remain silent
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you been a dad today?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• I do have some things to hide
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
• Using Power Management on Windows XP's welcome screen
• Welcome to the working week
• Welcome to the pastel world
• Kiss my ass
• my ass, your face
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Punk Ass and the Grizzly Bear
• dumb ass (user)
• Beer snob
• infinity bottles of beer on the wall
• Stubby beer bottle
• Tiger Beer
• winter beer
• Beer Wench (user)
• Maritime Beer Company
• Beer Die
• Duff Beer
• Beer Bra
• Put the bite on
• Boston, Massachusetts
• Boston baked beans
• Car-Free in Boston
• Godzilla
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have a friend
• Do what you have to do
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Type A blood
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Why roses have thorns
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• When living we have need of Death
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Names have been changed
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• Welcome High Students!
• Welcome to The Suck
• Welcome to the Scene
• Persian wild ass
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Morrison's Lament
• Jack ass (user)
• GNU/Linux beer
• Beer Tent
• The beer bong calculus problem
• Barq's root beer
• Grace before beer
• beer (user)
• Beer brat
• Copenhagen Beer Days
• Snake bites
• bite me 2000 (user)
• Boston Theological Institute
• Boston left
• Comparing Boston to Allston and Brighton
• Godzilla's Revenge
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Why I have tinnitus
• Pretending you have Tourette's syndrome

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