Findings:

• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Growing older makes me depressed
• There is no god but God
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• you make me think of death
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Make me one of you
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• What makes me beautiful
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• That one makes me scream, she said
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• math makes me smile
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• All gods but your own
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Who makes God's rules?
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• My God, don't tempt me!
• You tell me this is God?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• simple answers make me insane
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Death makes me tired
• Make me one with everything
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• make me hurt you
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Nobody for me but you
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• How do you make God laugh?
• A conversation between me and god
• god help me
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• So help me God
• The Pure In Heart Shall See God
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• There but for the grace of God go I
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• God holds me
• Show Me God
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel

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