• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• You say you love; but with a voice
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Jesus loves me, right?
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• He taught me how to smoke
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Jesus Loves Me
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Show Me God
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• God loves Batman
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• I thought you loved me
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to fight and kick ass
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• I'm not in love, set me free
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• For the love of /dev/god
• They love me in San Francisco
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Tell me of the nature of love
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The God of Love
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• God's Love
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• He loved Big Brother.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• She said she loved me
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• There but for the grace of God go I
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• God, Love, and the Democratic Process
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• feline allergies
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• So help me God
• God Loves Ugly
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• God can do what he wants
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• God Loves You
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• God loves art
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• If you really loved me
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Somehow Love Discovered Me
• like you love me
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• Know me better, and love me better
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Whom the gods love
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• He has redefined me, again and again
• kick me
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he calls me monster
• The day he gave me a lift
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Loves me like a bottle
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• let me love you (user)
• god help me
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Show Me Love
• Please God, make me a stone.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• Why Do You Love Me?
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Love Me Tender
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love

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