• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• Pray to God, and keep rowing to shore
• Of Gods and Men: The Exposure of Jews to Hellenism
• God does not play dice with the universe
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• What does God need with a starship?
• When does a dream become public domain?
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Does God care who wins?
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• when does it end (user)
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• water does not expand when it freezes
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• God prays
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• I fear that you are planning an aerodynamic mythological coup. I pray this does not interfere with our dinner plans.
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Does the flame still burn?
• The reasons Melinda's mother does not travel
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• Why does that tree?
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• God's Waiting Room
• Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
• The Trees Under the Protection of the Gods
• One nation under God
• Batter my heart, three-person'd God
• Closer to God
• Forge Of God
• Humble Gods
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• City of God Book III
• City of God Book XIII
• There but for the grace of God go I
• I Am a Child of God
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
• God, the Devil, and Bob
• Rise Up O Men of God
• Some days are meant for Gods
• Gods and Monsters
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• God, Love, and the Democratic Process
• The Gods of Pegana
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• The God Delusion
• love of god (user)
• God reads Ayn Rand
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Jews for Allah
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• How to listen to tech support
• She sat down in black pants and mules, and I pulled up a chair to listen to her reading Billy Collins
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• Time flies when you're having fun
• smoking when pregnant harms your baby
• When it's raining
• What I left when I left you
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• When you are being sacrificed
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• When Things Were Rotten
• When not to snipe (on Ebay)
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Why does my voice sound different on a tape recorder?
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• Why Does The Sun Shine?
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Why does prostitution happen?
• God is Dead
• Other Gods
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Divine Horsemen: The Living Gods of Haiti
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God
• class action suit against God
• God with a big G
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• The knowledge of the world is the enemy of God
• God's Army
• City of God Book VII
• City of God Book XVII
• The God of Small Things
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Agnes of God
• Child of God
• O God Our Help in Ages Past
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• God Loves Ugly
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Shaving God
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Adam as a Vehicle for Justifying God's Punishment in Paradise Lost
• God and Golem, Inc.
• god hates
• John Safran vs God
• God must be living in the sea.
• You Play God
• God is uninterested in vice and virtue
• Is this good for the Jews?
• Bob the Canadian Jew (user)
• Listen UP!
• when
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Women want me when I'm taken
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When I am an old man
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• Maids When You're Young
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• When sex hurts (women)
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Protocol when feeding a horse in a paddock
• when we understand
• The Doe and the Lion
• fog machine
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• System Does Matter
• How to prepare garlic

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