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• God can do what he wants
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• You, standing
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• What the hell do you want?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I can do it myself
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• Do you want to taste my memories?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Do what you can as you do
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• What I really want to do is direct
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• Why do you want to get married?
• The delicate women do not want to dance
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• He'll never know what he's missing
• Our God, He Is Alive
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• What do you want, a cookie?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• I really have to do you now
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Do you want to live forever?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Can God lie?
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• I wanted to do it again
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Something I Can Never Have
• I Want To Chew The Same Flavor Gum That God Chews
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• Why do people believe in God?
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• How to cut and paste in Mac OS
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I Do Not Want This
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• I can quit any time I want
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Do what you have to do
• Do you want your possessions identified?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• You can do anything
• What I want from life
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• What do I have of my mother's?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• I can do shit with my legs
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• we do not give what we want to take
• I do not want to see the corpses that are surely on the bottom of the lake
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• You can bypass Dates #1 and #2, and head directly to Date #3. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Can I have a light?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II

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