Findings:

• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Your god might be evil....
• There will be time
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• A fine time to be in the Army
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• Six Emperors At The Same Time IV
• gods we may be
• dr's Hospital Adventure : showering with three women at the same time
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Be My God
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• we can't all be rock stars
• Time and God
• Beggars can't be choosers
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• How to sing and play guitar at the same time
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Six Emperors At The Same Time V
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Just be home in time for supper
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• God must be deaf
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Six Emperors At The Same Time VI
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• Patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time
• It's possible to suck on a straw and breathe at the same time
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• God is not omnipotent
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• It can't rain all the time
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• God must be living in the sea.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• God Time
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• at the same time
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Same Time, Next Year
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Old chestnut: East and West coast same time
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If God was willing to let it be
• You can't cross the same river twice
• God died a long time ago
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Answer: East and West coast same time
• Six Emperors at the Same Time
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• To God Be the Glory
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• There are times when they seem to be right
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Hot pursuit
• It's all in God's time
• War Gods
• War of Seven Gods
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Cecil B. God (user)
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Mohammed: Messenger of God
• Be careful what you wish for
• God slipped away quietly, during third period physics class
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Long live God
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Will of God
• Be our drone
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Why I Still Like God
• How to be an improv musician
• Rats Saw God
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• A prayer to the Celestial Gods
• I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
• God loves Batman
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• I'll be your fantasy
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• same
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
• Married and poison are the same word in Swedish
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• same memory, different angle
• We Be Three Poor Mariners
• free time
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• prime time
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Coordinated Universal Time
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• The Times Literary Supplement
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Not too far back in time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• The Time Machine - Chapter 6
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Greenwich time
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Intersections in Real Time
• to be honest
• Best Time
• Mean Time Between Failures
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Kid, be a kid
• Can real love survive over time
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Money is not time
• Time Magazine Person of the Year
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Your Time is Gonna Come
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• The last time I saw Orson Welles
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Computers have no sense of time
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault

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