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• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• A Man Like Putin
• Why I stopped being a vegetarian and ate meat like a real red-blooded American MAN
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Anarchy is like, bogus, man
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• I felt like a shadow casting a man
• Half-sour pickle
• Be a model or just look like one
• Jun, Kneller, like Morozova, need outside perspective
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• A man, like a twig
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• love like you don't need the money
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• How many cock rings does one man need?!
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Work like you don't need the money
• Anger, shaped like a man
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• hung like a horse
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• I do not like the radio man.
• I liked the one with the whales
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• Why I Still Like God
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• like you're blind but still can see
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• Never look like you're staring
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• I need something like smoking
• And then God laughed like Hell
• It's almost like you're real
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• You're like a brother to me
• the time I felt like a real man
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Take it like a man
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I wish I could burn like god
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I never thought it would be like this
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• As You Like It
• Like Cockatoos
• Urinating like a woman
• I Like Traffic Lights
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Ass like a chicken
• it looks like rain
• I like my cat
• I do not particularly like the Simpsons
• Write like a Hacker
• I don't like the drugs
• Would you like an OS with that?
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• I would like
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• spreading like wildfire
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• I Like Ike
• Beauty is like a Train
• Nothing Like Bolero
• like musical chairs without the chairs (document)
• she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• like a greasy chip butty
• There's no place like homenode
• You're the One that I Want
• Like the 309
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• One man's trash
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Like
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• treat me like a woman
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• Using the Web like E2
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• why I like fat bastards
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• We Like March
• Boredom Tastes Like Chocolate
• This pleasant tale is like a little copse
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• The fading of love is like leaves crunching under you in the autumn
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Like on a wire
• Dead Like Me
• What it feels like on bare skin
• Living Like Weasels
• The realization that you are hopelessly alone is like searching for the glasses perched on your nose
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• I like my wheat with chaff
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• like voices chiming between layers
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• Just Like Snow
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• God is for Real, Man
• A Year at the Movies: One Man's Filmgoing Odyssey
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Why I Like the Soviet National Anthem
• Everyone likes the Pope
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• Like no place else
• What it's like to be skinny
• What does your hometown smell like?
• How everything is like starship troopers
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• As You Like It II.vii
• Civilization is Like a Jetliner
• If I was beautiful like you
• How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
• I saw Vanilla Ice and liked it
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Love is like Teeth
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• lies like cyanide (user)
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• heard that liked it bought the tape (document)
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Life is like a boat
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Like a series of broken falls
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• Women only like me for my mind
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Electro-tango sounds like elevator music

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