Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "God, Ayn Rand, and I will all thank you for putting us out of our respective miseries"

• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Now Thank We All Our God
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Our warning signs will protect us
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• God reads Ayn Rand
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• God Hates Us All
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
• Death makes angels of us all
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• it's all just god talking
• We all start out innocent and race to lose it.
• After the flood all the colors came out
• And in time all this will pass
• We are all linked in our loneliness
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• The faulty reasoning of Ayn Rand types
• Thank God for cold fusion
• Our God, He Is Alive
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Ayn Rand on Donahue
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• I came out here to remember it all
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• All of our lives are spent buying memories
• All your base are belong to us
• Deck us all with Boston Charlie
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• All Your Media Are Belong to Us
• we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
• pull out all the stops
• God, thanks for inventing breasts
• Thank God It's Monday
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Ayn Rand
• God Bless our Native Land
• Putting God to the test
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• Dear God, thank you for the sick
• God Himself is with Us
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• All My Hope on God is Founded
• A guide to naming organic compounds : Putting it all together
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• God's is the Earth and all on it
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• All your Information are belong to us
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• all our tasks are finite
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• All your 10 Base-T are belong to us
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Ayn Rand puns
• The Passion of Ayn Rand
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• A Mighty Fortress Is Our God
• Perhaps God is our future, not our past
• God has no free will
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Thank God the new Anakin is not Leo
• Ayn Rand on Native Americans
• never stop trying to capture the uncapturable. it helps us all.
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Thank God For Little Children
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• O God Our Help in Ages Past
• A Safe Stronghold Our God is Still
• We Praise Thee, O God, Our Redeemer
• God's will v. God's plan
• Will of God
• Our Passive God
• God, Our Father, We Adore Thee
• Thank God for the moon
• All Our Songs Sound The Same
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• All About Us
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• All sparks and melting everything around us
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• This all started with our hands underneath the table
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• You will not remember me at all
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• I will destroy you! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Silence envies all our words
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• All gods but your own
• Finishing up your MAME cabinet
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• She threw out all my letters
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Blow Us All Away
• All Our Wrong Todays
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• some day we will all be gone
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• The Global Cloning Conspiracy that's Damned Us All
• All will be well again in time
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Ayn Rand Institute
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All out
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• all our instruments are working

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