Findings:
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- you would have been
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I know I have been dreaming
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- I have just been shot
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- eventually, everything will have its own wiki
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- God has no free will
- For God's sake, just have another election
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- What pornos would have us believe
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I appear to have been misinformed
- What Might Have Been
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Have brain, will travel
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- What have you been smoking?
- I may or may not have been naked
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- Questions we will never have answers to
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- The Battle for God
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- you have never been safe
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Advice I have been given about girls
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The path we have been walking
- Names have been changed
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- She Will Have Her Way
- We will have windchimes. That is a must.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Could I Have Been?
- And All That Could Have Been
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- You stole what they would have given you
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Movies that should have been books first
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- Front porch, what should have been said
- It could have been me
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Will of God
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- Could/can vs Would/will
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Have you been a dad today?
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- God will punish you
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- I have always been burning
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- God's will v. God's plan
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
- The way things have always been done
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I would like to have emotions
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- What Would God Do?
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- I have no faith in your God
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
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