• So help me God
• god help me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• A Boy's Best Friend
• My gay best friend
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Man's best friend
• best friends
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• My God, don't tempt me!
• A conversation between me and god
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Sex with your best friend
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• It kills me to watch them go
• She kills me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• God helps those who help themselves
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• You say you want to help me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Memories of my best friend
• Best friends, for awhile
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Help Me, Daddy
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Some of my best friends are
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Some of my best friends are...
• Dating your best friend
• brandys best friend (user)
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Please Kill Me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• ex-girl friend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• How Prom nearly killed me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• How to find your new best friend
• Some of my best friends are djs
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• Fingerfucking your best friend
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• help me (user)
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Your eyes still kill me.
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Someone please kill me
• Being married to your best friend
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Brainy people make the best friends
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• God Loves, Man Kills
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• kill me now (user)
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• My best friend, Josh
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Best of Me lyrics
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That which does not kill me...
• kill me now_root (category)
• Best friend
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• You tell me this is God?
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Help me help you
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Falling in love with your best friend
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• kill him dead; don't call me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• My best dead friend
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• God is an imaginary friend for adults
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• how my computer nearly killed me
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Kissing your best friend
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Best Friend (user)
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• Best Friends Forever
• Best of Friends
• O God Our Help in Ages Past
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• kill me (user)
• Show Me God
• Please help me!
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• What Germans do best
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Best Time
• let me hate for you
• Academy Awards: Best Cinematography
• Angry Man is Following Me
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Remembering you and me
• Red Roses for Me
• The Best of Don McLean
• Varus me meus ad suos amores
• him da best (user)
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• clowns scare me
• best of e2
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Silly me
• female friend
• /me misses happiness
• gay friends
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Singing softly to me
• ignore me (document)
• You've Got A Friend
• Me and the Fat Man
• A picture drawn by my friend's younger brother
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• 34 Million Friends
• The wires hum me to sleep
• The Little Friend
• me too_root (category)
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Riddle Me This, Batman
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• porcelain god
• show me (user)
• God Lives Underwater
• Arizona to Marion, and To Me
• For the love of /dev/god
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• The God That Failed
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• My Religion teacher spoke for God
• Me!! (user)
• Is there a god?
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• My God! It's chock full of SOY!
• let me show you it
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him

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