• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• This node was made for you and me
• I was a homeless bum
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• When I Was a Boy
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• November 4, 1995
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• England Made Me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• 80s music made me gay
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• It was all God's fault
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• When I was young Time had no wings
• More than he was willing to give
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• god help me
• Our God, He Is Alive
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When I Was Cruel
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• he calls me girly_root (category)
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Man was created in God's image
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• You tell me this is God?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Society made me what I am
• The full moon made me do it
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He tampered in God's domain
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• He loves me, he loves me not
• He brings me books like flowers
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• he that is not with me is against me
• When your presents give me hives
• When I Was a Lad
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• He Hate Me
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When touch was simple
• When I was young
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Before you, there was me
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Don't you wish we would have met when I was fifteen and you were sixteen?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• when strangers tell me to smile
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• God can do what he wants
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• Show Me God
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was a time when I was a better person
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Books made me a person
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• My God, don't tempt me!

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