Goat and Adding Machine Ritual
First, make
sure your
goat is
warm.
Second,
align the planets in
capricorn. Do not
WAIT for them to align,
Align them now.
Third: Place the sacred
martinis at the 4.5 sacred points of the quadpentagram.
Fourth: Make sure the
gasket is still tight on your carbeurator.
Fifth: Arrange the
chickens in a
logn spiral.
Sixth: Begin the chant:
"
EDB, EDB, we fear you
EDB, EDB, though you are
warm and fuzzy
EDB, EDB, please put cream cheese on my
sesame bagel"
Seventh: lead the goat into the quadpentagram, if he is nervous, tell him that
Tony Robbins Loves Him.
Eighth: Tell the
goat to add the sacred numbers with the secret
adding machine"
Ninth: The answer should be
Aleph-Null, if it isn't, you have a
defective goat and you need to have a stern talk with your
supplier.