• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• When I have female children
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• That which I should have done I did not do
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Stoned music memories
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• a dream you did not have
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• When living we have need of Death
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• institutions have lives of their own
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• when all the white horses have broken free
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sex in a small car
• Dead people I have known
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• The way things have always been done
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Animals people have sex with
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I have a bad feeling about this
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• All the fairies have gone
• Have a kosher passover!
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• You have the right to remain silent
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• how many lines of code have you written?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• airliners that have gone supersonic and survived
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• There are no three letter .coms left
• Is there any port wine left?
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Why males have nipples
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Have got
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Tools everyone should have
• She Will Have Her Way
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I have to return some videotapes
• They have no bones.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Right left left right you die you live you live you die
• I'll get there when I get there
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• i sing of Olaf glad and big
• Have a nice day
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Why I have tinnitus
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• What Might Have Been

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