Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Girls don't take interest in me except when I show them nifty Unix stuff"

• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• will you take me with you when you go?
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Let me show you my black pecker with white stuff at its tip
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• They don't touch me the same way
• People don't flail when they die
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't Tell Me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Stoned music memories
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Good Girls Don't
• Don't tread on me
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Don't sweat the small stuff
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't take breathing for granted
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don't Blame Me
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't send me roses
• I don't mind if you forget me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Dont come near me. (user)
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Show, don't tell
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Ice Girls Don't
• the way you don't look at me
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Dont come near me (user)
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• customers don't trust me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't Make Me Think
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't tell me about her
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• don't taze me bro! (user)

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