Findings:

• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• You used to be a substantial woman
• We are legion, soon to be many.
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• don't be a girl
• I'll never be the other woman
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Electra Woman and Dyna Girl
• girls should be nice
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• Soon to be off the air
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• OBAFGKM
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I used to be that girl.
• Be a girl for a day
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Young Woman Interrupted at Music
• you have to be kidding
• one man's summer is another woman's winter
• Want to be a werewolf
• You'll never work in this town again!
• We never asked to be babysitters
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• To be Carved on a Stone at Thoor Ballylee
• Choosing to be gay
• There need to be more powers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Not to Be Confused with Taco Bell
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How to be a terrible customer
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• When shall I be free?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Beware! This might be reality!
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• gods we may be
• I will be your young sinner
• Sometimes it be's that way
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• That girl I met in the elevator
• Dream Girl
• Bigwood Girls
• Things guys think girls should know
• Things girls think guys should know
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• The way that light attaches to a girl
• You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
• Surfer Girl
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• About some girl
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Girl Guides
• The Powerpuff Girls Movie
• A Mucha girl
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Lost Boy, Lost Girl
• the fat girl cast a splendid groak
• cam girl
• The Goodbye Girl
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• sexy girl (user)
• The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls Making a Zine
• joshes girl (user)
• bad girl (user)
• Odd Girl Out
• The girl who hangs the sun
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• The Girl Who Waited
• service engine soon
• How to be invisible
• St. Leibowitz & the Wild Horse Woman
• the powers that be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• A woman and her Cock
• Still to Be Neat
• My Conversation in the Grocery Store with a Woman with a Bleached Mullet
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• The Woman of Yen-chou
• So you wanna be a hacker
• a woman with sea-green eyes
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Snake Woman (user)
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Geraldine and Lamia: The Two Faces of the Gothic Snake Woman
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• TFL Woman (user)
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you think of "Banana", you'll taste "Banana"
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Trying to be friends
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Chalant should be a word!
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• That'll Be the Day
• Be My God
• Don't be an IM phantom
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• How to Be Alone
• Or at least it used to be
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Why Luggage shouldn't be of a dull colour
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• There Will Be Blood
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were

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