Getting a haircut is erotic. Anything that gets my mind off the zipper burn I gave my
male organ of copulation earlier today, is sweetener on the burn. I have been searching for a good barber/stylist for years. That is, until just now, when I realized how erotic the experience already is with a complete stranger holding knives to my head as she dances around me in a circle brushing closely against my flesh. Oh and did I mention, while wearing a cape?
Speed Cuts Erotica
This day and age it's all about the fast haircut, places like Dollar Cuts, Great Clips, Fantastic Sams, to name a few. Salons that hardly ever take appointments, and had numerous walk-ins. What is a girl thinking when they decide to work at one of those places - there seems to be quite a few of them. Granted, quite a few are pregnant, already married, and college (or even high school) dropouts. Seemingly though, most are still in their prime years. Bikini Cuts, also utilizes the erotic nature of the situation, with statically clinging hair on half naked women.
The Haircut
Once upon a time a girl who was very interested in me came to my house and proved getting a haircut is erotic. The haircut itself was awful, admittedly, she was barely a few months through her training. But the hour long endeavor was pleasurable. She had over supulant breasts. She'd circle about me cutting here and there, and I could feel her hard nipples against my neck. Her hands were very sturdy for a lady, and my scalp had never been massaged so vigorously. She bent my ear and got up close, it felt like she had just moved my left testicle out of the way so she could do a better job. She giggled at my goosebumps, and grinned at her successful attempts at giving more to me. She combed through my hair with a loving hand, soothing me into wonderland. Every lock of hair that dropped from my head was like an article of clothing she removed from my body, until I was bare naked in a chair... and she was standing over me... in charge. Occasionally a hair would brush my nose, and I'd nearly sneeze, but even that partial orgasm was prolonged. She even did the cleanup, brushing hair off of my neck. I ran my hand against my own neck, giving myself goosebumps, then she ran her hand down my neck and pulled her nails down my back for good measure.
As a note, it's even better if you're at a real salon because then they can also wash your hair for you.
Every time I get a haircut
Three things always happen. One, their breasts always brush up against me. Two, their face closely inspects the sides of my head. Three, they wash and dry my hair, just like lovers would bathe each other? Four Oh and you always get to wear a cape, so you're than much closer to being in fantasy land, as a superhero of sorts. If the cape-wearing isn't strange enough, then the stranger with scissors in hand by your scalp possibly is. Just like tin-of-whoopass says, the eroticness is heightened when it's a complete stranger, hopefully attractive – but not even necessary, giving you the haircut. That's why I actually do tend to go to a chain salon where they hire younger women with lacking futures. They make coy chitchat and know what a man wants out of a haircut, speed, symmetry, and a short lived flirtatious relaxation. Strikingly similar to a whorehouse's strategy. I once was getting my head shampooed and rinsed in a sink next to an old guy with shaggy hair getting the same treatment... He fell asleep on the poor girl who had to touch his wrinkly skin. Cringe. I don't think I ever want to have to touch another old man's scalp. I will just be happy I still have hair for a salon artist to run her hands through my hair while it lasts.
I googled Getting a haircut is erotic and this ad in Craig's list came up:
any Ladies give erotic haircuts? (Lubbock) "I'm looking for something different. Any Ladies interested in giving an erotic haircut? Maybe combining a lap dance and a hair cut? I will pay extra for the service, can be in a salon or at your house. I'm a mid 30s male, i'm just tired of the same old same old. Why can't a haircut be a bit more interesting? Nothing too crazy, just different. ASAP, I'm planning on getting a haircut today..Saturday. I prefer an email or you can call 806.317.5665 if no answer leave a message please. Ask for Josh." (Craig's List) I choose not to change the real number just because you might have fun prank calling this... creepy horny middle aged man]? But in any case, this proves that a haircut really can be more than just the same old same old. Southeast Asia commonly practices the haircut/blowjob combo, however.
Haircutting paraphilia
Getting a haircut or even watching one can be a paraphilia of sorts. One such individual has posted on yahoo answers requesting help on his seriously twisted fetish of watching a woman with longhair get it cut very short. "I can't help but fantasize about pretty girls having their long hair cut short. Personally, I have never fancied short hair, but for some reason, I just cannot get aroused without thinking about drastic haircuts. I get aroused most when clippers just plow through the neck of a girl and cause her long hair to just fly away into the haircutting cape." (Yahoo Answers) I previously could only imagine a military haircut being forced upon a recruit, but now a women with long hair to the same her own.