Findings:

• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Iron Bitch gets dressed
• Get your juices going
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Now I get it
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Collision avoidance technique
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Now You're Screwed
• You're playing you, now
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Now you're on the trolley
• You're All I Need to Get By
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• You're the man now, dog!
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Now or Never
• You're not in Guatemala now, Dr. Ropata!
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Shit or get off the pot
• Now you're thinking with portals
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• You're in our world now
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Speak now, or forever hold your peace
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• How to get dressed if you are a man
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• How naked are we going to get?
• Now you're playing with power!
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• You're either with us or you're against us
• I told you I love you, now get out
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• going dumb
• going nowhere
• Going drag
• Tips for going to the Prom
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• whither are you going
• Keep going. Keep breathing.
• Music was better in the old days
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• Right now I am floating
• There and Now - Live in Vancouver 1968
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• NOW NO SWIMS ON MON
• Everything happens now
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• Ring Now
• me, now and again
• Iris Murdoch is dead. Hold my hand. It's your turn now.
• This living hand, now warm and capable
• male or female
• sooner or later
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• Is it love or infatuation?
• Charivari or Skimmingtons
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Dead Or Alive 3
• Read or Die
• Life, or something like it
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing
• Catching a Parakeet in Midair, or On Parakeet Memory
• Round the Moon: 15: Hyperbola or Parabola
• Vote Or Die (e2poll)
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• make space ship or alien or cowboy or whatever noises
• the undead squirm in their cocktail dresses while Julian and I powder our wigs
• The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
• Alice, you're the greatest!
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• You're evil
• get well card
• You know you're a geek when...
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Get Real
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• Tobacco is Wacko if You're a Teen!
• How to get your stuff voted up
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Why you get ice cream headaches
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Are you trying to get skin cancer?
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• The squeaky wheel gets the grease

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