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• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Among other objectionable habits, David's mother enjoyed spiking people's drinks with psychedelic drugs
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Easier to be gay
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• People referred to by three initials
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Glad to be gay
• Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
• Exercise addict (user)
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Drugs make people bad
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• we can all just be around other people
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• The page cannot be displayed
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• What the American people want politics to be
• Music need not be popular to be good
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Famous drug addicts
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• Choosing to be gay
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• mental exercise
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Glitter and Be Gay
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• This statement cannot be proven
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• People want what they cannot have
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs, and contemporary poetry
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• gay people in the South African army
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Personality is defined by other people
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• play dumb
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Going by the script when talking to people
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Information cannot be owned
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• An Enemy of the People, act II.5
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• People for Ethical Treatment of Animals
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• People of the eye
• The second chance you give could be your last
• America's Funniest People
• Your dog might be evil...
• Divine Storage Co. (user)
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• The truth is visible through the cracks in broken people
• Little Computer People
• People's bank
• History of the American People
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• be cool
• The Problem with Checking People's Toes
• Proof by contradiction
• Indigenous people of Brazil
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• trial by fire
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• The Trial by Existence
• As Time Goes By
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Sex by candle light
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Close to the Knives
• having you by the short hairs
• By the Shores of Silver Lake
• Why My Brother Is Wanted For Questioning By The United Nations: I
• 1+2+3+ ... +n : Proof by Picture
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-A
• A by the book technical support call
• How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Making the Movies XXXI Floriculture by Motion Pictures
• Death By Neko (user)
• The bad guy dies by accident
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Interviews with Osama bin Laden in 1996 by Robert Fisk
• Double crust death by lemon pie
• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• Keep the funk alive by talking with idioms
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• Addicted to Love
• a collection of rubber bands sorted by length
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• We cannot reconcile
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• I cannot shape this

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