Findings:

• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The city knows I'm leaving
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I'm not old enough to love you
• weird
• I will always be weird inside
• the weird part of youtube
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• I fuck your sunshine
• fucks with
• Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans
• Fuck Machine
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• I'm Cute
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• Weird drug
• Sundance is weird
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Fuck the System
• I fell in love with her first
• Trap. Dominate. Fuck.
• Fuck Chopin!
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Tourist Traps with Weird Physics
• Weird comic book numbering
• flying fuck
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• designated fuck
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Fuck You
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Weird Wars
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• Born to fuck
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck sound: Conversations in post production audio
• boo boo kitty fuck (user)
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm bored
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Logan, the weird video store security guard
• yeah right
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Finally fucked
• pussy fuck (user)
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• "Oh Fuck!" I yelled, as my duck erupted
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm lovin' it
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer

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