• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• fuck the admins (user)
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm not Greg
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• I'm not supposed to show you
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Nice boots, wanna fuck?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• Ken Lay
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• My cats think I'm a God
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Fuck tha Police
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Flip & Fuck
• Fuck them all but the six
• fuck you (user)
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• fuck uuuuuuu (user)
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• I'm a
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• I'm the King of the Castle
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Jogging with intent to fuck afterwards
• Fucked up ways to die
• sadist fuck (user)
• Go the Fuck to Sleep
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm The Man
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• Fuck plate tectonics
• puck fuck
• Fuck the models
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• fuck you, migraine
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• imm
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm a Mountain
• im da best (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• skull fuck
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• fuck truck
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Fuck this, let's go get a drink
• Don't fuck the corpses
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Philadelphia Rat Fuck
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Fucked Company
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• Shut The Fuck Up
• i love to fuck (user)
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay

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