Findings:

• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Retina Soybean and/or Friends
• the Justice Friends
• Friends who fuck
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Wigner's Friend
• To a Friend
• postcards to friends
• Dear Friends
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• To a Friend Concerning Several Ladies
• My friend, Ron Jeremy
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• The Amazing Undersea Adventures of Aqua Kitty and Friends
• Response to an old high-school friend
• Remembrances of my friend
• To be or not to be
• Abused or neglected children
• Cooking for One
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• left or right, you're both wrong
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Eleven or One
• Estacada, Oregon
• I must die or be better
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• exhaust or muffler repair
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• An American in Tours
• 206
• Live or Die
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Robosexual or what?
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• Actively or Passively?
• It's Me or the Dog
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Friend division
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Farewell to a Friend
• What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• Mr. Lincoln comforts a friend, February 3, 1842
• Men's reluctance to try friends
• The Imaginary Friend with a Real Gun
• A poem about my tragic friend
• When impressing friends with food
• friends (user)
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• Man... or Astro-man?
• Squid or Sailor?
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Ball Hog or Tugboat?
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Life in the American business world
• you fall or fly every second
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• The shifting bohemian district of Portland, Oregon
• Arthur, or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire
• Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
• The Master Cat; or, Puss in Boots
• Porn or not?
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• To Register, or not to Register... (e2poll)
• fee fie foe fum (user)
• Friended
• Falling in love with your best friend
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• My Only Friend
• imaginary friend, believed lost, listed guardian: heart
• The truth is not your friend
• absent friends
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Friends Reunited
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The Friends of Freeland
• Our little Paki friend
• What is a Friend?
• Skate or Die
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• believe it or not
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• The Prime Mover, or God
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Reporting Loss or Disclosure of Classified Information at the NSA
• The Ballot or the Bullet
• Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant
• To love and lose or not at all?
• Fight or flight response
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• or, presumably, soup (user)
• Be there or be square
• Military exemptions for only or sole surviving sons
• The penthouse or the gutter
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• consist, comprise, constitute, or compose
• To care or not to care?
• Religious Society of Friends
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• invisible friend
• Friends of Narnia
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• On the Night of a Friend's Wedding
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• A Friend in the Dark
• We're screwed, my friends
• Sophie's Imaginary Friends
• My African friend
• More than friends
• What to do if all your friends are losers
• Glen or Glenda
• For Better or For Worse
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Live Free Or Die!
• is that a siren or a saxophone?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Rice or Potato Flour Sponge Cake
• Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
• America: love it, or leave it
• Or at least it used to be
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea

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