Findings:
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Starving in the greenhouse
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Be gentle with me
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Some things that fly there be
- The little bird sings a big song
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- She approached me with some vague line
- If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- May the Force be with you
- his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- Frank Zappa
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- marry me and you'll be safe
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Frank Zappa: Statement To Congress September 19, 1985
- Any song can be a love song
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Sing me songs of nights to come
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- War is hell but men like it
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- Nuts in May
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Some of the greatest rock songs use the same chords
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- Free to Be, You and Me
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Look siad me Be like me
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- You can, but you may not
- Frank Zappa on Rock Journalism
- William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Out of his fucking mind
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- Mother May I Go out to Swim
- Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- You say you love; but with a voice
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- From Hell, Hull, and Halifax may the Good Lord deliver us!
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- Marry Me a Little
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- Frank Zappa versus KMFDM
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- There are a million girls like me out there
- That would be me
- I Shall Not Be Moved
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Be that as it may
- Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- The Real Frank Zappa Book
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- gods we may be
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
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