• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Frank Zappa
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• Frank Zappa: Statement To Congress September 19, 1985
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• Bat Out of Hell
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Dumbledore pointed his wand at the bottle and the cork flew out.
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Sing me a Song
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• may you be granted a purple robe
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Fishing may be painful
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• I may not be unbreakable
• Marry Me a Little
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Bat Out of Hell II
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• Little tiny song
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• meteors may be fallen angels
• Animals which may be immortal
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Frank Zappa on Rock Journalism
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Jas. Mathus and his Knock-Down Society Play Songs for Rosetta
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• may their names be sung forever
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Frank Zappa versus KMFDM
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• She approached me with some vague line
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• and the world may be long for you
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• The Real Frank Zappa Book
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Be My Little General
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Little Jack Melody and His Young Turks
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• You may belch, but you must not fart, among the Arabs.
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Cut me some slack

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